Zoey and her dear... POOP?!
Chloe and Zoey are always SUPER
helpful
with boy stuff!! Every time I need some
advice about Brandon, they’re there!
There was the time when I accidentally
said,
“Wow, it’s so cute today…I mean cold!”
because Brandon looked super cute
and I was thinking about it.
Zoey said, “Don’t worry! Brandon was
probably thinking the same thing about you!!”
Then there was the time I tripped in
front of him and felt TOTALLY embarrassed. Chloe said, “I think he already
knows you’ve FALLEN for him…so really, it’s no big deal!”
Okay, so that was a little cheesy, but
still, I love those girls! They ALWAYS have my back when something embarrassing
happens.
When Chloe had a super embarrassing boy
situation this weekend,
I knew I had to come to the rescue!
We were at the mall looking for…well,
nothing really.
(My mom doesn’t get it, but you don’t
need to actually buy anything to hang out at the mall. Sometimes, you just need
a little
walking-around-stores-and-stuffing-your-face-in-the-food-court
therapy!)
When we were eating pizza,
we saw this
group of kids we didn’t know…
except one of them, Chloe’s crush Marcus,
and he
kept staring at her!
She thought maybe she had cheese all
over her face or something,
so she kept wiping it with napkins,
all
nervous-like.
She went through so many of them
that nhhhhhhhhhwe ran out!
But the pizza was literally the
cheesiest I’ve ever had.
Seriously, it was SO cheesy that I actually said,
“Hmm, maybe we should have told them that we like CRUST with our pizza!”
Eventually we needed more napkins,
so Chloe
got up to get some.
And when she did, Marcus kept staring at her.
She got so flustered that she pulled way
too hard
at the napkin dispenser thing and a ton of napkins flew out!
I know what you’re thinking, “That’s not
THAT embarrassing!”
You’re right! THAT’S not the humiliating
part!
I could tell Chloe was a little
embarrassed
because her face turned red, but she just grabbed the napkins
and
speed-walked back to our table.
The REALLY embarrassing part happened
when we were waiting outside for my mom to pick us up.
We were just standing there, hanging
out,
when we saw Marcus again!
He was standing a little bit away from
us,
by himself, like maybe he was waiting for a ride, too.
He and Chloe kept looking at each other
and then looking down at their feet.
It was JUST like Brandon and me…and SO
cute!!
(I wonder if WE’RE that cute??)
Finally he started walking over to us,
and I got SO nervous for her!!
Just when he was about five feet away,
something gooey dripped onto Chloe’s head.
What was that gooey something, you ask?
I’m sure you can guess…it came from the sky, where things fly!
Yup…a bird pooped on her head!
I couldn’t even imagine how mortified
she must have felt!!
Right then, Marcus stopped and just
stared.
He didn’t laugh or anything, but it was TOTALLY awkward,
like he just
didn’t know what to do or say.
So I reached into my pocket,
pulled out
some of those napkins from the food court,
and said, “See, you’re so
smart…always thinking ahead.
Good thing you got all these!”
Then we all laughed together and Marcus
said,
“Hi Chloe.” Then he smiled and blushed at her!
My mom came right after that,
so she
didn’t really get to say much,
but I can tell it made her feel awesome
to know
that he still wanted to talk to her…
even with bird poop on her head!
I hope nothing that embarrassing
happens
to me when I’m talking to Brandon