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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

 
 
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Nice to know that I have 500 followers!
Isn't that crazy since I started last month?!
So since today is April fools, here's a really weird party jam
 
 
 
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Monday, March 24, 2014

Nikki's Glamor Shot


January Fan Story


I knew 2014 was going to be awesome, but I NEVER thought something so cool would happen to me. I was walking in the mall with my mom yesterday when we saw a new store…for Glamour Shots! It’s this place where they do your hair and makeup and then take pictures of you looking like a movie star! My mom and I decided we’d both do it. It was HYSTERICAL to see her all made up with big teased hair and dark makeup that made her look like she had raccoon eyes! After we left, when we were walking to the food court, I heard someone say, “Wow, you look just like Taylor Swift!” Then I turned around and saw… Dahlia's brother who said “you look like Taylor Swift! Where’d you been? You look hot!” OMG! Did her brother just call me HOT?!!! Then he blushed and brushed his bangs out of his eyes. Then I turned around and saw mum wasn’t there! Then a text from mum came to my cell phone. I took it out of my bag and read it. She said she was in the dressing department. “Wanna sit down?” Daniel said (Dahlia’s brother). Then he took my hand and ran to a seat. We sat down. Weird.“Have you heard about MacKenzie going to another school?” he said. “WHAAT?!!!” I replied. Could it be true? It was like one of my dreams coming true! Then I made a really ugly, dorky grin. “Um, are you OK Nikki? You look ill.” Daniel said, looking confused. Then I shook my head and said ” I’m fine.” Then Daniel took a big box wrapped up and tied with a ribbon out of his backpack and said “for you”. Akward because I had a crush on Brandon, not HIM. “For me?!” I said, turning green momentarily. Then he took my hands and, OMG! You’ll never guess what happened next! He actually kissed me! RIGHT ON THE LIPS! After our sweetheart dance, Daniel’s being doing awkward stuff! When I turned around to see what Daniel’s worried face was looking at I saw BRANDON!! I really got surprised and the look on his face looked green. Like he was about to VOMIT and PUKE! He ran away as fast as I could! Brandon, my dear Brandon. He left a box on the table (BTW, It looked a lot like what Daniel's box... SUSPICIOUS) with my name on it. Inside was a beautiful, fake-golden bracelet! He looked like he had eaten super-duper-hot chilli’s because his face was as red as fire!!!”WHAT DID YOU DO?! YOU KNEW BRANDON WAS THERE????” I replied. “I really need to tell you something Nikki! I’ve been waiting so long to say this BUT I RELIZE YOU LIKE BRANDON AS YOUR TRUE LOVE” I’m ENGA- but before I could continue MACKENZIE interrupted by saying behind my back “BRANDON! Before I leave I need to do something to you!” MacKenzie was in this mall?! Seriously, she shouldn’t have INTERRUPTED! Then she gave Brandon a kiss on the lips and Jessica was behind them with MacKenzie’s cell phone and took a PICTURE! I was beyond furious! I pulled MacKenzie’s skirt and she fell down backwards with a huge BANG! I grabbed my gift from Brandon, and Brandon himself and ran away as fast as I could! Brandon looked green. Like he was about to VOMIT and PUKE! Then we arrived at the entrance to the mall. “Give me a bag!” yelled Brandon then he ran inside the mall and put his head inside a bin and puked! Then he wiped his mouth and came back.”Sorry I can’t stay Nikki. I have to go! Later Nikki!” said Brandon then he left. Later that day my phone chimed. It was a message from Brandon.

 It said the following:

HI NIKKI, IM SORRY FOR BEING YOUR BEST FRIEND. BUT IF YOU NEED ME JUST SAY SO YOURSELF. . . FROM BRANDON

I wrote him the following:

HI BRANDON (I GUESS) I DO WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND AND EVENTUALLY MORE. I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING…

BRANDON said:

I FORGIVE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND AND MY CRUSH

Omg! Brandon just said he had a crush on me! SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

BRANDON, CAN I SEE YOU IN FUZZY FRIENDS RIGHT NOW???

HE SAID:

SURE. . .

-10 minutes later-
“Hey um… Nikki” his face burning. “Hi Brandon“ I said

What I said after was totally… well you’ll see.
“Look Brandon, I have a crush on you and you might not know that. What happened wit Daniel was NOT SOMETHING I planned. I still lo…” he fished his face and all of a sudden I feel the taste of his lips. There is only 1 way that would had happened. He KISSED ME!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEE!
 Now were official and guess who were behind puppy cages in front of us. Not that we weren’t surprised but apparently MacKenzie was secretly spying and also SOBBING.

Part 2 coming soon

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Friday, March 21, 2014

Zoey and her dear... POOP?!

 
 Zoey and her dear... POOP?!
Chloe and Zoey are always SUPER
helpful with boy stuff!! Every time I need some
 advice about Brandon, they’re there!
There was the time when I accidentally said,
“Wow, it’s so cute today…I mean cold!”
because Brandon looked super cute and I was thinking about it.
Zoey said, “Don’t worry! Brandon was probably thinking the same thing about you!!”
Then there was the time I tripped in front of him and felt TOTALLY embarrassed. Chloe said, “I think he already knows you’ve FALLEN for him…so really, it’s no big deal!”
Okay, so that was a little cheesy, but still, I love those girls! They ALWAYS have my back when something embarrassing happens.
When Chloe had a super embarrassing boy situation this weekend,
I knew I had to come to the rescue!
We were at the mall looking for…well, nothing really.
(My mom doesn’t get it, but you don’t need to actually buy anything to hang out at the mall. Sometimes, you just need a little
walking-around-stores-and-stuffing-your-face-in-the-food-court therapy!)
When we were eating pizza,
we saw this group of kids we didn’t know…
except one of them, Chloe’s crush Marcus,
and he kept staring at her!
She thought maybe she had cheese all over her face or something,
 so she kept wiping it with napkins,
all nervous-like.
She went through so many of them
 that nhhhhhhhhhwe ran out!
But the pizza was literally the cheesiest I’ve ever had.
Seriously, it was SO cheesy that I actually said,
“Hmm, maybe we should have told them that we like CRUST with our pizza!”
Eventually we needed more napkins,
so Chloe got up to get some.
And when she did, Marcus kept staring at her.
She got so flustered that she pulled way too hard
 at the napkin dispenser thing and a ton of napkins flew out!
I know what you’re thinking, “That’s not THAT embarrassing!”
You’re right! THAT’S not the humiliating part!
I could tell Chloe was a little embarrassed
because her face turned red, but she just grabbed the napkins
 and speed-walked back to our table.
The REALLY embarrassing part happened
when we were waiting outside for my mom to pick us up.
We were just standing there, hanging out,
when we saw Marcus again!
He was standing a little bit away from us,
 by himself, like maybe he was waiting for a ride, too.
He and Chloe kept looking at each other
and then looking down at their feet.
It was JUST like Brandon and me…and SO cute!!
(I wonder if WE’RE that cute??)
Finally he started walking over to us,
and I got SO nervous for her!!
Just when he was about five feet away,
something gooey dripped onto Chloe’s head.
What was that gooey something, you ask?
I’m sure you can guess…it came from the sky, where things fly!
Yup…a bird pooped on her head!
I couldn’t even imagine how mortified she must have felt!!
Right then, Marcus stopped and just stared.
He didn’t laugh or anything, but it was TOTALLY awkward,
 like he just didn’t know what to do or say.
So I reached into my pocket,
pulled out some of those napkins from the food court,
 and said, “See, you’re so smart…always thinking ahead.
Good thing you got all these!”
Then we all laughed together and Marcus said,
 “Hi Chloe.” Then he smiled and blushed at her!
My mom came right after that,
so she didn’t really get to say much,
but I can tell it made her feel awesome
to know that he still wanted to talk to her…
even with bird poop on her head!
I hope nothing that embarrassing
happens to me when I’m talking to Brandon


 
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Mysterious love

 
 


 
 
I have known a million people
But never like you
Many friends of mine are special
But still don't have a clue
Can’t you see? How beautiful you are?
How you got to be so won-der-ful
Get away and get out, don´t talk to me
I don´t want to hear a Word
Or what you have to say
So then, why lye to me (3x)
You made me cry Alone (long word)
What kind of Person does that?!
What did you want me to do?
I guess you don’t care of how or why this happened
Hey wait! Before I leave
I have something to say
Get away, don’t bother more
But . . . Go away before I hurt you more
And . . . STOP before it’s to late
Doesn’t make a difference
You hurt me anyway
Please WAIT, let me finish
The world’s most perfect friend
You've always loved me and helped me
Even when I was wrong
I'm sorry that I've hurt you
I'm sorry I made you cry
Can’t I see? How beautiful you are?
Don’t underestimate yourself (3x)
I will do my very best to make you proud
I promise I will try
Everyone sees hardship
And everyone feels pain
Can’t you see? How beautiful you are?
And if anyone knows it's you and me
The sun will shine through rain
You've given me so much
That words enough
To say how much I love you
I'm trying and it's tough
Without you I'd be nowhere
You believed in me no matter what
My arms are always open
I promise they will never shut
I have more respect for you
Than anyone alive
And my shoulder is always here
If you ever need to cry
Everything will turn out fine
Because I love you
Until the day I die
Can’t I see? How beautiful you are?
Can’t we see? How beautiful you are?